2019 Election Simulator - England Edition

It's a cold day in December and you're a voter in England.

Who will you vote for in the 2019 General Election? 

This short narrative game will help you experience the fun of the election, all from your home.

NSFW for some language - you know how fraught political matters can be.

Game only covers some options available in England, I don't feel comfortable opining on Northern Irish, Scottish, or Welsh matters.

EDIT: This isn't really a 'game', more a few options that calls anyone not voting Labour some choice insults. This represents the author's feelings regarding the 2019 election only.